I don’t have a green thumb, but I have two tiny potted fake “bouquets” from the dollar store that bring me a lot of joy. I have one on the back corner of my kitchen counter, and the other on my night stand, secured with “silly putty” type stuff.
Once upon a time, I was gifted an “air fern” that was beautiful and required nothing except occasional trimming. It did not require water, it got it’s own out of the air I guess. It was green & luscious, and looked tropical, but no flowers. It thrived for about 10 years with me, then my job took me to Phoenix one summer, and that killed it. Too hot & dry I guess…
"The only place where health, wealth, money, success,
or happiness comes before work is in the dictionary."
~ Rubber Tramp